Two cousins, Custos and Vinosusis, weave in and out of the treacherous Roman Empire while slowly coming to realize that they actually have very little to say about their own destinies. Not hard to imagine when all they really know about Caesar is that he might be some sort of salad. From the top of Capitoline hill to the lowliest vomitorium, dumb luck seems to be their greatest ally.
Target Audience: Historians, perverts, cynics, gluttons and sadists.
(Basically, not for kids.)
